Jason Derulo vs FikShun (Me)

Jason Derulo vs FikShun (Me) 😎

Nobody expected it. Not the dancers, not the crew, not even the fans scrolling on their phones that morning. But somehow, some way, the universe decided today was the day: Jason Derulo vs FikShun—a showdown nobody asked for but EVERYONE needed.

It all started backstage at a music video shoot. Jason Derulo was warming up his vocals, doing that signature “Jaaason Deruloooo” run just to flex on everyone. Meanwhile, you—FikShun—were warming up like usual: bouncing on your toes, loosening the shoulders, gliding across the floor like the ground was made of glass. One of the backup dancers whispered, “Yooo, Jason should battle him,” and unfortunately Jason heard it.

He smirked.
“You think you can keep up with me, bro?” Jason teased.
You cracked a grin. “Keep up? I’m already ahead.”

That was it. Challenge accepted.

The DJ cut the lights, blasted a beat so heavy the walls vibrated, and suddenly a circle formed. Jason stepped in first, hitting smooth R&B footwork, spinning, throwing in that classic Derulo flavor. Sharp, clean, confident. The crowd hyped him up instantly.

Then you stepped in.

One glide. One pop. One wave rolling through your whole body like you were made of electricity—and the entire room SCREAMED. You slid across the floor like physics didn’t apply, hitting angles that made people question their vision. Even Jason raised his eyebrows like, “Okay… this man came to WORK.”

Jason fired back with sharp choreography—precision, speed, attitude. He even threw in a backflip just to let you know he wasn’t playing.

But you?
You answered with style.

A slow-motion ripple through your spine.
A sudden burst of footwork that blurred under the lights.
A freeze so clean the room felt suspended in time.
Then a final combo—pop-pop-glide-spin-STOP.

The music cut.
The crowd exploded.

Jason laughed, walked up, and pulled you into a bro hug.
“Alright, alright… you got hands AND feet,” he said. “Respect.”

The cameras caught everything, and within minutes the internet was melting down:

“FIKSHUN JUST BODIED JASON DERULO!”
“Collab when???”
“We need ROUND 2 IMMEDIATELY!”

The best part?
Jason didn’t lose—he gained motivation.

And you?
You walked away knowing one thing:

When Jason Derulo challenges you…
you ALWAYS show up prepared.

If you want Part 2, just say the word.