Give Us the Good Treats Please!đđ¶đ§Ą
If there is one sentence Teddy would say out loud if he could, it would definitely be: âGive us the good treats please!â Not the boring ones. Not the âhealthy but suspiciousâ ones. The good treatsâthe ones that make tails wag instantly and eyes light up like itâs the best day ever.
Every time the treat bag crinkles, Teddy appears out of nowhere. One second the room is empty, the next second heâs sitting perfectly still, ears up, eyes locked on you like heâs in a serious business meeting. He doesnât bark. He doesnât jump. He just stares, silently negotiating. His face clearly says, âI know you have them. Letâs not pretend.â
Teddy knows the difference, too. He can tell when youâre holding the regular treats versus the premium, top-shelf ones. The good treats get an immediate sit, a paw, and maybe even a dramatic head tilt. The regular treats? Heâll still take them, but you can tell heâs disappointed. He chews slower, looks away, and gives you that look like, âWe can do better than this.â
After everything Teddy has been through, he believesâvery stronglyâthat he has earned the good treats. Vet visits? Good treats. Taking medicine like a champ? Extra good treats. Being cute for absolutely no reason? Definitely good treats. In Teddyâs mind, these are not rewards. These are payments.
Sometimes he even tries teamwork. Heâll sit next to the other dogs, glance at them, then back at you, as if saying, âWeâre being very good together. Group reward?â And honestly, itâs hard to argue with that logic.
The funniest part is how polite he is about it. No chaos. No stealing. Just patient staring and quiet hope. He truly believes that if he waits long enough, youâll make the right decision. And most of the time⊠heâs right.
So yesâgive us the good treats please. Because to Teddy, treats arenât just snacks. Theyâre happiness. Theyâre love. Theyâre proof that being a good boy is always worth it.
And letâs be honestâwhen you see that face, those eyes, and that perfectly timed sit⊠youâre giving the good treats anyway. đ¶đâ€ïž
